New In Theaters 8-29-08
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Movies releasing in theaters this week:
Looks like The Transporter meets Fifth Element. I’m really not interested in anything Vin Diesel does anymore… unless he wants to play Kratos in the upcoming film adaptation of God of War.
Maybe I’m just getting too old for the genre, but why do we need another teen party movie? SuperBad pretty much nailed it for this generation, House Party, Porky’s, and American Pie for earlier generations, Animal House before that. Think I’ll skip this one.
From the guys that brought you Date Movie, Epic Movie, and Meet The Spartans. I think the title says it all. If I want to indulge in this kind of humor I’ll throw a blow-up doll, an issue of Maxim, and a box of condoms in front of your mom. Her response would probably be more entertaining.
The premise looks fairly mundane, but how can you go wrong with Don Cheadle?
Won some awards. Getting some positive buzz. Finally getting a wide release. Ok, you talked me into it. Besides, it’s got a great title.